Loving the irony/tone deafness of it all.

When faced with a situation like this, I usually tend to ask myself if there’s an angle I haven’t thought of, and try to map out any possible outcome. Call it a healthy mix of FOMO and good old fashioned mistrust.

I’ve said it before on kinja, but I’ll say it again, I’ll always be impressed by how Americans can pick up stakes and move across the country the way they often do. It certainly takes guts, and I wish you all the best!

I can’t help you in the kid department, but if I have advice for my 36 year old self it would be that now’s as good a time to make the big change/take the big risk as ever.

Really? I’m only speaking with empirical data, but from the stoners I’ve known since junior high, at least 90% could roll one in their sleep.

I’m more of a edibles person, TBH.

I’ve never learned to properly roll a joint. I’ve been surrounded by stoners pretty much my whole life - interesting aside, my dad met my mom because he apparently was the weed connection in the hick town she lived in. Never got actual confirmation about this, other than a few tidbits from drunk uncles, who were my…

I went to see them on some washed up 90's nostalgia tour. C&C music factory - just the rapper, Young MC, Color me badd - just one of the original members, a very proselytizing Montell Jordan and a Salt n Pepa, sans Spinderella.

In Montreal, obviously Poutine should be high on your hit list. Every mom and pop fast food joint in town does a decent version, so don’t waste your time standing in line at la Banquise. If you absolutely need to wait in line, go across the street at Ma poule mouillée. Their Portuguese poutine is killer.

CBS appears to have signed some sort of deal with the Devil, because they have a proven track record of falling ass-backwards into success.

Ras el hanout.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I’ve got a friend who has this working theory on why he’s chronically single. He’s oh-so-scientifically compartmentalized people into two categories: travellers and reproductors. He’s neither (he agreed that one can be both), hence he’s single. I stopped arguing about this with him years ago.

There’s another major cause for sexual pain, and it’s menopause. When you stop producing your own estrogen, your vaginal walls may shrink a little, which can cause pain during intercourse. Thankfully, there’s a treatment for that, too, although far too few people know about it.

I’m usually a happy fellow and I’ve been told that my chill demeanor is a good influence on people around me. However, my friends know my triggers, and sometimes have fun at my expense with them, especially when I’m feeling particularly Spongebob-esque. Any song by Pearl jam immediately turns my mood to shit. Don't @…

For me, a grudge is a good way to override our dumb brain’s capacity to forget the bad and amplify the good.

My old boss emigrated from Shanghai to Chicoutimi, so she learned French with the lac St-Jean accent.

Oh yeah, I had litterally a dozen Hillroy Canada excercise books filled with punishment multiplication tables.

My accent was once rightly coined as “Reggie Dunlop French”. Everyone in the 450 (Montreal suburbs) has this accent, but mine is particularly bad. When a guy at university way back when called me a farmer because of it with his Gaspésie accent I was like: “Mon ostie d’cave, come back to me when you’re done gurgling…

Do kids still use flashcards in school?