If I were famous as fuck as she is, I’d try and hang out with ordinary people too, if only to stay grounded. I’m sure it’s damn easy to go from zero to Tom Cruise if you let fame go to your head.

I'm gonna downgrade to a smaller place, so I'm going to start putting things up for sale online, and I'll totally try this. Most people don't carry too much cash anyway, so you're doing a favor to your buyer by meeting up at his/her bank.

And if you don’t like mayo, there are about 20 other sauces available at most Dutch Frituurs, and all of ‘em are mayonnaise-based!

I must admit that I enjoy cheap barbecue sauces, Kraft especially. I use it exclusively as a dipping sauce, spiked with hot sauce, Tabasco or whatever else I have. I rarely use it for cooking, except maybe for pulled pork, where I mix it with beer, maple syrup and vinegar. At a dollar a bottle, I don’t mind using…

Take a walk in a neighborhood you don't usually hang out in, the more touristy the better. It's always fun to play tourist in your own home town. You can cosplay it and order a beer or an ice cream with a weird accent. 

My takeaway from this story is that I’m glad they don’t throw you in debtor’s prison for your brother’s debt these days, because I wouldn’t have seen the light of day for the last decade.

Agreed. In most cases it’s small stakes, so consider it a “tourist tax”.

My ex’s family was lower middle class. They won a small amount from a scratch ticket, like around 15k, and you could tell how much it helped.

I really shouldn’t be telling this, but my secret for memorizing my oral presentations in junior high was as follows:

I’m the same as the others. The only thing that works for me is wearing what I like to call my fishing burqa. It’s basically a poncho with a screen over your face. I wear gloves, jeans and water boots.

I’ve posted this before, but in Montreal, the 747 bus takes you from downtown to the airport. It costs 10$, but it includes unlimited rides on all buses and metros. Every time I leave on a business trip, I get the pass, get to the airport and give it to a tourist waiting in line.

You know what it reminds me of?

Whoh...talk about let’s remember some guys... Steve Penny...Red light Racicot...Brian Hayworth...

Trust me, you’ll be deglazing hella more sauces at 4o than at 20.

I keep a ton of stuff at work. Cue the "it's free real estate" meme.

You wanna know what really ranked?

Went and looked to see what the bathroom situation is. Stained glass, all good!

How about this: we stop encouraging this behaviour, we stop watching, we stop giving these people money and attention.

The percentages really take a shift when you hit your forties...

Yeah, I can't imagine a better way to jinx a team than by associating them with the Leafs.