My +1 has literally dozens of weird-ass, sweet-ass liqueurs that only have 3 uses:

There’s a dude here in town who is running the equivalent of two marathons a day for a fucking month. Doing it to raise funds for cancer treatment for another dude in San Diego he never even met.

You better have a very good non-stick pan, because your slices are gonna look like shit if you don't use a little bit of fat.

The kind who ran out of olive oil one time and had to improvise!

Those corrupt commissioners are probably just more into Champagne and French hookers than Foster's and Wallabies.

I love Halloumi. It also picks up a bit of flavor from the fat you use when cooking, so I prefer to pan fry it with duck fat. Delicious!

I’m english as a second language, so I had to look up “23 skidoo”. I'll have to use it!

The answer to spotting fakes is simple: serialization. If nowadays a pharmaceutical product can be traceable from the raw materials used to make it all the way to the consumer (or at worst the pharmacist who dispensed it), high end products like this should be traceable through technology. I’ve seen it used for stuff…

I always bring my reusable mug. On my last flight back from the US, I handed over my mug to the stewardess...who filled a disposable cup and emptied it in my mug. *Golf clap*

I'm sorry about their financial woes...If only there were a Nigerian prince who could bail them out...

When I’m stuck in the middle seat, you bet your ass I’m taking the armrests. I’m not enough of an dick to recline, but if I need to pee, and I always do, I have no problem asking the person next to me to get up.

Ma poule mouillée's Portuguese poutine is amazing. And it's a block away from the park, so perfect for a picnic. But sometimes the lineup there is longer than at la Banquise!!

I was *this* close to adding food trucks to my list. 8$ for a sad looking taco? GTFO.

He's still around? Wow. The other guy to look out for is the dude with the stump who's shirtless even in the dead of winter. He's usually around Guy Concordia metro. 

My +1 works at place ville Marie, so I understand what you're saying, but the stores are mostly chains. So for a tourist looking for a true Montreal experience, it's a bit of a letdown. You're better off walking above ground, in the summer at least!

Schwartz' hasn't been kashrut in decades. Not too many of those left here, and those left aren't near any of the touristy areas.

Here’s a few for my hometown of Montreal:

I was there a 2 weeks ago, I skipped the tour and went straight to the beerhall! In IPA crazy Vermont, that Helles was delicious!

Yeah, I can totally see the internal office fight on slack.

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