Glad to know I'm not the only one with the vanilla-as-fuck sex life!!!

Carbonara truthering, nice!

Do you still have to feed them cocaine??

I had to Google “Medical folding wedge” and “Liberator sex wedge”.

I misread as Canadian Feudalism, which is almost applicable

If you have to leave your car, having a pad of paper and a sharpie to write down who you are, what you are wearing, if you're hurt, and what direction you're going is probably a good idea. You can also leave a phone number of a family member.

So what I’m taking away from the video is that the best way to find wines you like is to go to specialty wine stores and pick the brain of the staff. Works for me! I live in Soviet Canuckistan, so my state-controlled liquor stores have salaried employees who won’t upsell you higher margin wines. My only gripe with…

I remember the article about making garlic broth with the skins. Using the germs too would be even better.

Same opinion here. I often travel for work, and I’ve seen way weirder/shadier/shameful shit going down in airports than road warriors having a quiet beer at 9am.

The grocery store on the way home from work only had butternut and spaghetti, so looks like I’m gonna not live a little bit longer.

It’s practically a house rule, like putting a 500$ in the kitty for whoever falls on “free parking".

Yeah, no need to pull out a 6 year old blog post, I'll just keep on having fun while you're throwing bricks in your glass house, your Holiness. 

**You’re**

Ooh...My sweetheart and I just barely finished fighting off a nasty round of gastroenteritis so I think I’ll wait a few days.

Kinda disappointed that the article is about video games and not board games. In Monopoly, players acting as the banker skim a little off the top. Guaranteed.

I've never tried Delicata squash, I've always been butternut or bust. But I'm totally trying this, especially since squash is practically given away at the grocery store these days. I'll probably switch around the glaze though, just reduce some cheap ass balsamic vinegar and hot pepper infused maple syrup because I…

Yes. This list should have at least 5 hockey players on it. Anyone who made the Hall of Fame in the late 80's/90's during the grab and hold/trap era should be considered.

“I reacted the same way today.”

The rule Mrs.Goldenrack and I stick to is no fights after 9pm, when we’re usually too tired/drunk to have a constructive argument. Yeah, there's the risk of going to bed angry, and that's never good, but it's better to sleep on it and figure it out in the morning.

My lost friendships are usually from an argument, so it’s a clean break from that person. I find the hardest part to deal with is the third parties involved, the other friends gravitating in the same circle. People end up taking sides and it can completely change your social life. It can change other parts of your…