Weed is gonna be legal nationwide here in 5 days, so we'll all be enjoying some leafs.

His latest comic strip, the “Map of every European city”, is funny and 100% true. 

A recipe like this beggs for hot sauce, and as a spicy breakfast food lover I totes approuve. I'd fry up the bologna first, because that's what my lower class French Canadian family did with baloney. Still do it sometimes.

Enjoy Pacioretty, fuck-faces!!

Sing it to the tune of Phoebe’s smelly cat:

The guy has been holding this team on his shoulders since 2005. He’s got zero pressure on him now. Everything from here on out is good time gravy. I know I'm shockingly productive when there's no deadline or stress, I bet he's the same. He's been probably low-key hitting the gym, hungover but happy. Good for him.

Waterbury Vermont is my go-to New England destination. But then again, I’m a beer geek. Prohibition pig, Blackback pub, the Reservoir, all great places. The Old Stagecoach inn is amazing, can't get anymore "New England" than that, and the best eggs Benedict I've ever had.

Isn’t this a Butthole Surfers song?

Isn’t this a Butthole Surfers song?