Point 2 must have been pretty bad for you to skip straight to points 3 and 4.

Whose hand is he holding?

TL;DR

Nice. I couldn’t make out the name.

How does anyone/anything lose an eye MYSTERIOUSLY?!!

I heard the whistle and then the shot was released. What am I missing?

Preach. And Chris Sale is the moron Boston deserves.

Rafael Nadal kept himself busy in April, regaining his form on clay and raising trophies at Monte Carlo and Barcelona—freakishly, his 10th time winning each. What has his rival Roger Federer been up to in the meantime? Playing corny charity matches with Bill Gates and the guitarist from Pearl Jam, and rolling through…

Nah. I’ll underestimate it if it has NOTHING to do with why he left the ice.

Tanaka had nothing to do with it? That’s absurd. Even Bill James would laugh at that.

Crash Bandicoot!

I am she. What would you like to know?

It feels like he’s getting older by the day.

Can’t wait until this exit velocity fad ends.

Full scorpion.

I love Ichiro.

9-1 make it final.

It’s not just you. This post was out there.

No way a Patriot could be found guilty of anything in Massachusetts.

From a legal standpoint, can you explain how you’re differentiating between innocent and not guilty?