Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him. 

Here we go again with this nonsense. Has Gizmodo really been reduced to this kind of half-baked wokeness? The MTA not wanting dildos plastered across train cars for children to see is not the same as oppression, or whatever pseudo-feminist term you wanna use. Try again.

I’d compare erectile dysfunction ads to birth control ads. Not to vibrator ads

There’s a pretty big gap between advertisements for sex toys and a pill. Now, if they allowed fleshlight ads and not dildo ads, you’d have a point, but as long as they’re not allowing sex toy ads for either gender, I don’t see a problem with this.

Seriously, the entire population is full of goddamn babies. I really wish all these dipshits would put their energy into something constructive. The world is burning around us both literally and metaphorically and all anyone cares about is that their head canon comes true.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Me too. Was this season and the last season a shit show? Yup. Does that mean that all the actors, all the directors, all the other crew members should go back and do their job again? No, because that’d be ridiculous.

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

haha, you’re crazy, that was awesome.

I mean, you’re the guy writing for a sports news website and I’m just an internet commenter avoiding doing actual work on a Wednesday morning, but I get the sense that Magic had literally nothing to do with LeBron getting to the Lakers - LeBron went to the Lakers because it was the best fit for him, his business, his…

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

“The Red Sox would never spit on their fans the way the Yankees are,” Lang says.

Almost there. Take the final leap and realize that the USTA/ITF/WTP/etc are the real problem for not enforcing a consistent rules culture from the beginning.

I have not enjoyed this controversy because I have ended up agreeing with a lot of unpleasant people.

Osaka who?

Maybe we should put together a highlight reel of Serena acting like a child and threatening umpires.

The umpire was right on all three of those calls. It sounds like Williams thought the “coaching” warning was rescinded because she told the umpire she’s not a cheater, but of course that’s not how that penalty works. The call is made against the coach (who admitted he was coaching from the stands), so the player can’t…