Alexis is a girl’s name.

Just say no, Alexis.

Ohanian strikes me as SUCH a punk

Golf clap.

Overreach. Men’s sex toys would never be allowed either. This has nothing to do with women’s “sexual empowerment.”

What about Deadspin’s own posts before the game saying Durant should play?

This take is aging SUPER well!

Be honest, you don’t read the company ink.

Is that ham in the top left corner...being buttered???

There were 75,000 delayed trains since he started this. Can we get some answers for the remaining 90%??

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit!?

80/20 rule: this beavis should not be a focus of the MTA.

I see their petition and raise them a petition that verifies who these losers are and sends them to outer Outer OUTER space.

Got it. I don’t have a horse in this race, it would just seem that any showed today that existed that long ago would have a seriously diminished audience comparatively speaking. Unless I’m missing something...

Are these declines outpacing the broader trends (declines) in set box viewing or against a similar category?

Such an overly reductive take. Pathetic.

Fair take when you see everything through the prism of race. Reductive but at least you’re not alone.

Are you 6? It’s okay to not get your way.

Possibly the jerkiest read on the most critical episode of an AMAZING show. All snark, super mean. Lame.

And you know what’s awesome about the Celtics?