Zero chance his dick works.

Serious overbite on Mrs. Manziel!

Moron.

That is 100% not what this is. Lol.

Hope he’s in horsey heaven with Lil Sebastian.

They come with mulligan and “auto 2-putt” features.

Overly reductive and inaccurate assessment of high-end golf simulators. But Tump sucks, so I get it.

Bor-ing!

I think the guy in the photo with Fredo Jr died of CTE. Will hold my fire on this post...

Fuck ESPN.

Please don’t drag the ONE redeeming thing about the NFL.

:insert obligatory line about her being a mother:

Cringeworthy headline. Just awful.

I don’t agree with the way he lives his life, but all people are capable of good and therefore inherently good.

IMO this all seems reasonable for a team that has least interested fanbase in MLB. Do people expect them to get rid of seats behind the dugout?

Further cementing FedXX as the GOAT. Let those guys duke it out for second place.

He’s been so bad for so long. This isn’t even close to the dumbest thing he’s tweeted.

Perhaps, we’ll finally understand the true meaning of the “carcosa” from HBO’s True Detective. I have a feeling this guy knows what’s up.

Surely a college degree could help Lebron’s grammar. “They big mad” is Gronk/caveman talk.

Totally senile. He’s perfect for the U.S. Senate.