Drugs.

Love how Maybin continued to look confused 10 seconds after the fact.

Comedy invites repetition. Simpson - Family Guy. The Office - Parks and Rec. She doesn’t own the premise of the sketch. She does own her own jealousy.

Bill DeBlasio and James Dolan are ruining NYC. Throw the bums out.

4 walls. A slightly decompressed ball. You alternate serves off the front wall until one player reaches 11. Win by 2.

Who chases coke with Coke? So gauche. Disgusting.

Take a deep breath. The anger in this post gave me anxiety, and we’re all in this together.

But he doesn’t even look like he’s sprinting...

They were successful primarily because Tom Delay changed the rules and redrew congressional districts early.

Hopefully, that fucktard, Nantz, gets the axe on the golf end. Actually, can he replace Jonny Miller on NBC as well?

This trend needs to be nixed immediately.

My lawd!

Last night was a blast. Felt like the slam dunk contest of tennis matches. And now we have that juicy Kyrios/Fed matchup! (Fingers crossed Kyrios’ belly doesn’t get rumbly!)

Whatever the case, I hope Fed wins like 20 more majors and plays into his 40s. (Side note: it’s remarkable that something as simple as taking tball on the rise - or hop - is making such a profound difference for Fed. They teach that to 12-year-olds.)

Tom, do you really think NFL contracts (a barbaric, dangerous sport if there ever was one) should match the guarantees of other sports? If so, would you agree that total dollars would have to be much smaller and the length much shorter?

On the margins, I’d argue that the 2017 ATP tour feels softer than 2016. I don’t have anything empirical to back it up. It just feels that way to me.

I fucking love Fed but I wonder if, similar to Tiger when he was cruising, if some of this streak is also about a momentary talent vacuum on the tour.

If his tum tum doesn’t get rumbly before the match! Poor fella!

I suppose, plausible deniability is all one person ever really needs.

Okay agreed. But rapes and allegations are tragic, so playing loose and fast with facts surrounding them is something to be wary of on that topic in particular.