It wasn’t. I think where you and I differ is I’m not willing to leap and say he prob raped someone bc of a non-evidenced text message, which is what this post does exactly.

I would have released the text message if I were her. Nothing to lose there if that’s how he responded. Absence of them makes one wonder what was actually said.

Tim, stay in your lane. Giri’s holding it down quite well.

In that case, I highly recommend the Auriemma.

Reads like sloppy Ken M (except no one took the bait).

I’ve never before read Federer written as Tennis’s “resident asshole.” Doesn’t mean it’s not true, but there are A LOT of assholes on the tour, and you also recently wrote that we had no reason to doubt Kyrios was legitimately sick last week (which is hilarious given his history of withdrawing and especially since he…

Rondo’s always seemed like an angry fucker. He prob can’t wake up in the morning w/o someone to spite.

So buttons.

Giri, I don’t see how this can’t raise eyebrows. I’m very skeptical and disappointed.

Great intro:

This is a super-specific, almost fantasy baseball-esque Deadspin update.

You mean dumb concept, not dumb team. You get a pass since it’s Friday. Your fingers are tired!

Exactly. And I’ll take the alternative which is Zac Brown Band (aka The Red Sox).

but But BUT, what if he’s that stupid that he forgot? Either way, it supports the fact that he has no business on a baseball field with professionals.

In my fantasy baseball league we have a poison pill scenario for owners who don’t compete and to hedge against “incompetentness.” How has this been overlooked in professional sports?

Official petition to rename it “Native American Wells”

They maintained a Pokerface when asked what happened.

Baseball manager and tennis player meltdowns are the best meltdowns.

Between this and Marchman’s most recent post on the intentional walk, there are some good vibes floating around Deadspin right now.

Preach!