banning female ejaculation is definitely sexist. only guys are allowed to do that, i guess.
and exactly what are objects associated with violence that should nit be used for penetration? i can understand ones that are potentially dangerous just by their very design (anything made out of glass comes to mind).

Fight for the right to dirty talk! Because saying "I want to intercourse the defecation out of you" does not have the same ring to it!

Since when are rapes only being accosted by a complete stranger with a weapon? I wish I had stats on that, that seems like it would be such a small freaking portion of actual rapes that it's baffling that's the normal view of it. Like the "stranger danger" paranoia of kids getting scooped up by total strangers,…

In my experience, walking away can work sometimes, but the true danger is when the harasser follows you. That's when you start running out of options.

Dunno, she seemed to have no trouble walking after the cone of shame was removed. I think this was more a "wtf is this shit you have around my neck" reaction than a reaction to the meds.

"to keep the people who pay you a lot of money later happy?

Looks great! If only this was mass produced, I would buy this in a heart beat. Same for this:

Dear King Kraken of Karma, please let this beyotch fade into obscurity and have to lug her own broke ass into a slavish retail job, whereupon she gets lost in piles of fitting room go-back clothing and nearly suffocates on a sharted on shirt.

Natalie had talent, though.

"Angelina is definitely cheating."

• A scientist who can't stand up [because of a disease?], yet still participates in the King of the Iron Fist Tournament

Hey, you tryin' to imply that a fighting bear is a joke brother? Cause brother I'd like to see you stand 30-seconds in the ring with one of those ungodly sonsabitches and not wind up with a couple a new assholes as compensation.

This guy over here....

it takes a lot of dedication to work on a project that long. I just hope they won't get a C&D for all their efforts

Obligatory:

Women dying from unsafe illegal abortions is a feature in the right wing's vision of the future. It's not a bug. To them, uppity women who actually think they should be able to have bodily autonomy and actually believe they are real human beings are whores who deserve to die.

When I was a Freshman in college, I had a subscription to the A&F catalogue, because that was a thing back in 98-99. Me and my friends all ripped out this one picture of a dreamy stud who was chiseled and glistening, sitting down wearing nothing but a pair of A&F tighty whiteys. We took that delicious black and white…

"But then you become totally vanilla. You don't alienate anybody, but you don't excite anybody, either."

I'm in purchasing and one of the first things I figured out is NEVER trust anyone who displays religious iconography on their work vehicles/websites/store windows etc. They will almost always be the first to fuck you over.

OK, Classist Yoda.

But does Brian Parker live in a MANSION? Does he have a PRIVATE JET? Does he have ANYTHING that proves he's a CEO? Because, if not, why bother? /s/