Most likely not. Tumblr never made much money, due to the porn. And if getting rid of the porn means it makes even less money, then it’s no skin off Verizon’s nose to just kill it and move on.

A lot of people have been complaining about that. The algorithm has been in full force for almost a week now, and if anything there are MORE porn bots now!

I actually worked at a movie theater when Death Wish came out. Everyone who bought a ticket were exclusively elderly, suburban white couples with MAGA bumper stickers and permanent scowls.

I didn’t like the premise either, but there’s a helluva lot worse out there.

The only thing that kept me from completely hating Jurassic World: FK was that initial scene of the triceratops skull. That’s a dope shot. Everything else was stupid.

Or Buddhists, Muslims, staunch atheists, people who are far away from their loved ones, and/or people who’ve had enough bad holiday memories to just stop celebrating altogether.

I’ve been in severe shock before. It doesn’t turn you into a zombie - that’s just Hollywood bullshit. Barring a complete mental break that would take years of recovery, you’re still in your right mind, just slower/odd reactions.

Or you could sanitize your loofah once in a while.

I think most people use bubble BARS now.

Bar soap tends to leave a film on my skin that drives me up the wall, except maybe 2 or 3 brands. But exactly 0 brands of body wash do this.

I’m keeping my 3DS XL permanently. It’ll be worth it if there’s some connectivity between Ultra SuMo and the new Pokemon game coming next September.

If we’re going toe-to-toe on transferable diseases, wouldn’t the most dangerous food be water? Hell, beer was invented as a way to make English freshwater not give the drinker every disease possible.

You’ll take my pastries from my dead hands. I avoid sauces and added sugar in the rest of my diet just so I can keep up my dessert habit without the Choir of Shame coming after me.

If Will Arnett doesn’t get an Emmy for “Free Churro”, I riot.

It’s just the thing to do on Kinja - rich people = assholes, no matter what.

Just eat the ice cream. Warm cookie dough doesn’t strike me like it would be particularly delicious anyway.

Some places have banned traditional trick-or-treating for various reasons (danger to children, hooligans damaging property, strict curfews, etc.). Instead people just throw community Halloween parties or “trunk-or-treat” events.

It won’t kill you (barring the very young and very old), just make you spend your holidays on the shitter.

It’s nice how the biggest assholes are also kinda stupid. Evens things out.

MRAs and male trolls operate on intense tribalism.