I haven’t enjoyed a Transformers movie since the first one. And I hope the superhero genre dies a painful death - they’re all ass boring, shoddily written, and overhyped for easy “geek cred”.

As someone who grew up being dragged to adult spaces pretty frequently (single parent, no babysitters), this a million times. There were no tricks, no bargaining, no nothing. I was simply taught social graces from an early age, and warned “embarrass me in public and I will knock you out in front of everyone”.

I know parents with kids who are uncommonly bad sometimes just tune out from the situation cause “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” did NOT cover this, but they’re still being lazy shitholes.

Low-fat chocolate milk is also back on the menu.

“A stopped clock is still right twice a day.”

I also thought of that. Fat is just as important to a growing child’s health as anything else, we just eat too much of it. But if a child is underfed (and many on free lunch are) then they desperately need the extra calories.

Almost all those films are pretentious Oscar-bait, and so are the justifications for including them.

Really? I couldn’t stop giggling. (Her head sounds like someone just bit into a crisp carrot stick!) And then it turned into a one-man staring contest with the camera that lasted entirely too long.

Why can’t you shop local? What’s wrong with adapting your plans to what resources and products are readily available to you, and shopping online only as a necessity? Why do people today HAVE to have exactly what they want at all times?

Most artists are just migrating to Twitter or Newgrounds, either to escape the flags or in protest.

Same things happening here. The LGBTQ community is currently in an uproar because apparently all their stuff is getting auto-flagged. So is a lot of stuff in the mental illness/chronic pain sections, curiously.

Newgrounds announced that they had to add server space to accommodate everyone.

Nearly everything in my whole damn life.

Are you kidding? That’s the number one thing about him everyone mentions - he’s the king of “well, ACTUALLY”.

Games are an escape from reality because you don’t have to deal with other people and their bullshit if you don’t have to.

Someone being an arrogant ballsack is a perfectly valid reason to dislike them.

...I’m sorry, but if Steven Hawking tried to sexually proposition me, I’d be on my ass laughing until I choked on my own saliva.

Without doxxing myself, I played Senran Kagura Estival Versus last year and discovered there’s a character in the roster with my name.

Pretty sure being convicted of murdering the President (no matter how awful) is an automatic death penalty. That’d be quite a blow to take for the team.

The best sandwich is the one you eat when you’re super hungry, of course.