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It does when you practice, like anything else. I’ve only ever hand washed dishes and it takes me maybe 10 minutes to get through a week’s worth of pileup (plus wiping down counter, fridge, microwave).

I don’t. Not only do they never get dishes as clean as I’d like, but they attract roaches. (They’re warm, wet, and dark - all the things vermin like.)

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I found it absurdly difficult to make white rice on the stove until I watched this.

I’ve spent my whole life being told that family is important, and to respect your parents... We’re all taught from a young age that family means something. They’re supposed to be your support system. Mine just... isn’t. No matter how hard I try, I’m on the outside looking in.

Pizza and wine.

I’ve heard that you can fake apple cider at Starbucks by ordering hot apple juice (which they apparently do sell???) and asking for a few shots of chai.

“A dreamy new holiday beverage made with baked cheese flavored sauce blended into classic espresso and topped with light whipped cream, blueberry flavored sprinkles and star-shaped crisps.”

Starbucks Japan always knocks it out of the park.

As much as I like seeing things from my youth, I don’t think this’ll work.

If the results are the same, who cares? “Mindless pandering” how we got Liquid TV in the first place. Adult comics and animation was getting popular, and MTV needed the views.

Nah, much of this 90s revival is definitely aimed at college kids and teens.

Oh that’s why. In most US states it’s a crime to publicly gamble outside of licensed institutions. This law is usually not enforced..because it usually doesn’t lead to anything bad happening. But if, say, someone is shot over a poker game at a friend’s house, the homeowner could theoretically get charged with running

You’re an ass. It’s not their job to appease your kid cause you decided you were too lazy to cook tonight and didn’t come prepared. They’re not YOUR server - they’re the server for you and every other table in your SECTION. Depending on who called out, that can be half the restaurant.

Or you could just threaten to smack the fuck out of them in front of God and everyone in that restaurant if they embarrass you in public. Worked for me.

I’m sure she didn’t know it at the time, but eating wild slugs is extremely dangerous. They carry everything from salmonella to meningitis.

The biggest thing is to let the cat choose whether or not they want to be bothered with you. Whenever I meet a new cat I usually offer it my index finger to sniff - if they rub their head on it or lick it, they want me to pet them; if they take a swipe and run away, they don’t like you so don’t push it. If they don’t

the other kid in the bet (the won that won the bet, then gave a false address to Viner

Could it be...that the threat and timely enforcement of severe consequences befitting the crime has made it less attractive to snot-nosed teenagers already too scared to fight their own battles?

GameFreak sure doesn’t. Remember, it’s Pokeverse canon that people used to marry Pokemon, which implies sex. The only mystery they leave there is whether monsters and humans can have children.