NOPE.

Also, those multi-story concoctions like the one in the header are designed to be split between at least 2 people. Any single person who tries to eat all that themselves would probably puke.

Do you mean Hitmonlee?

I think there was a time when my mom tried to ban me from watching MTV2 in an attempt to wean me off of rock music. (This was when I was graduating from Gorillaz to Korn and Rob Zombie, and I can see her concern with a 9 yr old watching that.)

I might be dating myself, but Yu-Gi-Oh.

I wish I could say the same for mine - my mom spent the early 00s collecting Chick tracts and had almost all of them at one point, plus several of The Crusaders. I pointedly received the one about rock music as a “gift”.

Considering this was less than 2 years after 9/11, I’m guessing everyone was still feeling their post-disaster patriotism boners.

I don’t do anything Christmas-y until day after Thanksgiving at least. It’s still fall, for crying out loud.

“Promises mean everything when you’re little and the world is so big”

One of the last songs Minnie Ripperton recorded before she passed ends with her crying out “Save me, save me, save me!!” I only know because my mother told me - I’m too chickenshit to find it and listen myself.

The entirety of the song Nutshell by Alice in Chains. But in particular “If I can’t be my own...I’m just better dead.”

Herbal tea is still tea, Cumbersnatch.

AAAAHH THAT’S IT

Alright, I need someone to help me remember an old show from the 90s because this is literally starting to keep me up at night.

Chicken noodle soup, ginger ale (if nauseous), green tea, and OJ. Stick to the classics.

https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/

Molly, mostly. Maybe some meow meow if they’re hipsters.

Same. I have a strong family history of addiction, and I’m high strung as it is. Whiskey is the strongest thing I’ll ever need.

Cocaine is making a comeback overall (have heard teens and college kids talking about it on social media) and I’m worried.

I hope I’m not bursting anyone’s buhbles, but Jersey Club Remixes have been around for a while.