It’s even funnier once you remember that projectionists aren’t a thing anymore. So they were all just yelling at a digital projection machine in an empty room.

You should do one about all the people wanting to fuck Venom, the Spiderman villain.

Or it could be because parents are batshit bonkers and will set fire to buildings if they think someone is failing their child in the slightest.

Someone save Barron. He’s like the only good one. And being a child, there may be hope for him yet.

I’m actually a little bit disappointed - when I saw Silent Hill in the thumbnail, I came down here ready for a rumble. Easily the best film adaptation of a video game, period (not counting animation), and I will fight for it’s honor.

Aaaand now for him to conveniently die before he actually serves any time.

I don’t think there is a guide for that, outside of “pray”.

Funny story - the guy who hit me had military insurance. Even though the asshole had a tinted windshield (illegal in my city), he got off scott free. My family was destitute at the time and we were the ones on the hook.

The main point is to just not get sucked under the car’s wheels. Getting hit is no picnic, but being run over is pretty serious.

YES. I tried to stand up immediately after I got hit (and regained full consciousness). I couldn’t, cause my knees absorbed most of the damage, but I didn’t feel ANY of it. There was a cut on my arm that I had no clue was there until the doctor pointed it out hours later.

Yeah. My accident happened during the height of the mid-00s Hummer craze; I’ve thanked God every day since that the car involved was, y’know, survivable.

This works.

In the end though, you don’t become the dominate species on a planet by being good at sharing and togetherness.

Sad part is, that’s not even the worst picture I own. Have a house:

I’m confused by the people confused in this thread that kids still listen to P!ATD.

Um, yeah? They’ve had several hits these past few years. The real question is where have you been.

It’s a good thing no one here lives in the South, apparently, where we still have kudzu.

All these stories are just making me miss “Behind Closed Ovens”.

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was lying. She knows the country music fanbase is still overwhelmingly conservative, so that’s what she says. A lot of country musicians deliberately avoid talking about their personal politics for the same reason. Times are hard enough for anyone who isn’t singing pop or…

Bass. When people say “warmth” they mean bass.