When I heard Netflix was picking up the show, I thought they were simply dubbing the existing material and releasing them as skit-based episodes a la Robot Chicken.

Sanrio has always been age blind. Just because Hello Kitty is cute doesn’t mean it’s “for kids” - that’s an American distinction because we view cute shit as inherently immature.

Delete Youtube. What was once a fun and happy place has now turned people dark and twisted.

There are many Youtubers and only some, like normal people, are hideous shitcannons.

Leave it to Spain to illegalize assholery. I get why we didn’t (“asshole” is almost always subjective), but sometimes....man, do I wish....

The DLC is “crossdressing skins”. So Akira’s still a male, just in a dress and makeup.

Isn’t there a rule or something that goes, “if it exists, there’s a Far Side joke about it”?

Also for “..Just Monika levels of crazy”

I have that rule, but only because I’m still in my 20s. Any more than 7 years younger and I’m going to prison.

At what point did we as a society decided that age differences of more than 2 years in a relationship was automatically predatory and terrible? Like, there seem to be more people than before who genuinely believe that May-December relationships are a myth and someone’s being harmed.

Never have I ever....tripped in front of my crush. Or given myself a regrettable haircut. Or had a home ear-piercing incident. Not even in the depths of my most awkward middle school self have I embarrassed myself in front of the whole school.

That and Homecoming King/Queen. They had them at my school, but no one cared about it. I don’t even remember who they were or what they looked like.

I have never, in a career entirely dependent on generating stuff from my brain, had anything close to a “eureka” moment.

of discovering that a close friend or family member is actually a criminal.

one of the most violent movies ever made

There was also some buzz about Adam Driver losing all of his “Kylo Ren” weight (and then some) for some upcoming indie flick about a dude in the woods.

Sublime is a good band and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.

That kind of lifestyle is more like “I’ve got acid for anyone who’ll give me a lift to Chicago”.

Sounds like a classic case of “apple fell a lot farther from the tree than anyone was comfortable with”.