Better look at Beyonce’s latex:

She looks REGAL AS FUCK. It’s a Galadriel-at-the-disco vibe.

I want to hear a country version of Put a Ring on It... Oh wait!

oooh snap Babs!!!

Take note, Christina Applegate/Amy Green. Neil Patrick Harris is a baby stylist, and is doing it right.

I love whoever nominated “Schoolie McSchoolface”.

Since every candidate for president and their spouse already have twitter accounts, can we just leave Obama and Michelle as @POTUS and @FLOTUS forever?

A few years ago we took my husbands nephew up The Oregon Zoo for the day. I was wandering around taking photos when I bumped into Corin Tucker, from Sleater-Kinney. Starstruck I desperately tried to not piss myself in front of her. I ran to the bathroom and was peeing when out of nowhere Patton Oswalt walked in and…

Someday, Taylor will be Mariah-level crazy and it will be glorious! I’m saying she’ll be flirting-with-a-unicorn level crazy!

This theory puts whole new spin on this (already unsettling) image.

Pruuuuuuuuuunes. That’s all I can hear in my head when I see Mary Kate and Ashley now. Ghostly whispers of pruuuuuuuuunes.

Exactly, I was feeling that he was just “Jason” because that was all that needed to be said. Like there’s no need to say fat Jason vs thin Jason because no other Jason is JASON.

Lily sucks ass, though, on Modern Family.

I can’t believe there’s only one Glaswegian on the barred list.

I feel like I’m grown-up Louise, who finds, to her horror, she becomes more and more Linda with every year.

This is Jason, right?

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn

THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE CREATURE I’VE EVER SEEN.

Sharing beloved books with the littles is one of the best things. Can I make a recommendation? 3 is the perfect age to start reading Shel Silverstein poems together. My four year old can listen to Sara Cynthia Silvia Stout and Peanut-Butter Sandwich over and over (and my two year old likes them too).

Aw shit. I thought they were the “good” kind of fat like almonds. Damn. Now all I can think of is baby and I’m so far from my next cheat day.