the bag of slaw reminded me of the best cold salad I’ve ever had at a baby shower: broken-up raw ramen noodles mixed with cabbage slaw and slivered almonds, tossed in a very light and sweet sesame vinagarette

I pour a whole tube of Kylie Cosmetics℠ Lip Gloss into my ramen...SO GOOD!

I lived in my red Hanna Anderson turtleneck dress and purple leggings from preschool to about 2nd grade. I spent every winter Sunday morning in their embroidered jumpers/dresses and wool floral-patterned tights. I never got the clogs, though - my feet were too narrow.

I’m planning to read as many books as possible between now and January, just in case America does go full Gilead.

ooh, interesting. I am really excited to see who they cast as Serena Joy...it’s TOO easy, but my first thought was Connie Britton.

Just finished binge watching the excellent new season of BoJack Horseman, and I feel so bad for Lindsay/Sarah Lynn...:(

LMM’s the best self-identified Slytherin, hands down...love Snape, but his hair is not something to emulate.

I was just listening to Audre Lorde’s ‘Sister Outsider’ on audiobook while adult coloring, and then I took a break to hear Queen Latifah’s speech...I wish more had changed since 1979.

Kumail and Martin Starr are SO good on Silicon Valley...I love those rare moments when their characters find themselves on the same side

ditto! I never watched online porn as a teen, but I discovered his columns via The Onion/AV Club website. I grew up in a conservative area, and my public school’s sex ed program was abstinence-only with ZERO mention of anything other than vanilla heterosexuality...Dan Savage’s frank discussion of the wide variety of…

Especially after Trump’s vile comment: “[McCain]’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

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Her bedspread is covered in gold ILLUMINATI PYRAMIDS!

I think I’d vote for Vincent over Cruz...

I go for the Marc Maron combo of unsweetened almond milk + Puffins + stevia (although I buy the vanilla flavored almond milk). SO GOOD, and if you shut off certain parts of your brain, you can eat several bowls and still feel “healthy.”

Please say she exited to Katy Perry’s “Roar”

What terrible news...I was literally watching Patton’s new Netflix special when I read this. My heart goes out to him and their daughter.

she’s got dem crazy eyes...the “Blank Space” video feels too real.