also a guy yells “THAT REALLY SUCKS, LADY!” at rose

I’m reading You Will Know Me by Megan Abbott, a dark thriller set in the world of gymnastics. Timely!

I'm reading a $0.99 romance novel ebook I don't even know the name of!

Something soothing like Claude Debussy - Clair de Lune

Today was a good day by Ice cube. Not for the funny ice name but because it is an excellent fucking song.

“Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta”

That one that says “Sugar we’re going down” by that emo band from the early 2000's.

Rolling in the Deep

Sit Down, You're Rocking the Boat from Guys and Dolls.

There’s only one answer.

I think it’s called the Tim Kaine Special.

I think those shirts and pants are sold together at the Gap as a Dad Package.

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

I mean...I guess I know what Alyssa meant? But, honey, no.

damn, that’s a niceass trailer.

Sad confession: While I have a soft spot for Lohan, I had this thought that maybe she made up the abuse. It was fleeting, but it was there. I am ashamed. After watching that video, the way she backed away from him looked ... unfortunately familiar to me.

So, yeah, she needs to stay way from the dude, and go to the…

Noooooo. That’s not Blue Ivy. She's so big. I feel so old.