Ive watched this video...wait, no I don’t want to say how many times because that would be embarrassing.

This is actually really depressing. We’re finally watching the OJ thing on FX and my first thought seeing her pining for the cake was Marcia Clark and all the abuse she got for her clothes/hair/being a woman. :/

Also VERY worth watching:

One of Dahl’s great short stories is “Lamb to the Slaughter,” about a woman who kills her husband. Absolutely brilliant. And you can read it here: http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/lamb.h….

On the last day of school in fifth grade, my teacher gave me his old, worn copy of the BFG (my then-favourite book) with an inscription telling me he was proud of how well I had done that year and that I should keep reading. I had only barely scraped through fourth grade with a great deal of extra attention from that…

We’ll just have to wait until the show is licensed to schools and youth theatre camps, when this is what will literally happen. XD

General Tso’s Chicken and alcoholic ginger beer.

Still have no idea what I’m doing, but I cast my vote. Pizza and sweatpants for life!

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

I asked my sister today “When do you think we will have another first couple who is obviously in love, and very obviously fucking regularly, and making the world swoon?” She responded: “Never, ever again.”

I’m sitting here grinning like a damn fool watching that video. And then crying thinking of Trump or Cruz, and (sorry B-bros) Bernie. It just won’t be the same.

We will never ever be as blessed with such an intelligent, cool, suave, smart, beautiful first couple ever again. They both rock my socks!

“and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and <b>yes I said yes…

I really, really liked Disturbia. It’s a Rear Window type movie he did about 10 years ago (wow). I know my sister loved whatever kids’ show he was on. He was good in Holes (another kid movie). I thought he was pretty good in the first Transformers. Lawless wasn’t a great movie, but he was one of the better things…

“In Portland, Anthro girls wear $600 dresses to ride bikes.”

Fixed it for you, Anthro.

It’s a Target.

also, i LOVE sophie’s dress in this photo—the blue and gold lace, stunning.

Sasha is like “put that camera down before I come over there”. She is her mother’s daughter.