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OMG Cormoran Strike is like Jane Eyre’s Mr. Rochester + a young Mad Eye Moody...so fucking hot.
as I learned from Father of the Bride Part II, “Picasso had children WELL into his seventies....”
That Emaciated Ursula seems like a totally different character...she’s got that high-fashion Cruella de Vil vibe, plus her smile reminds me of Cinderella’s Stepmother. It’s interesting, but it ain’t Ursula. Physique issues aside, WTF is up with that Marie Antoinette hair? The Sea Witch keeps it short-n-sassy!
GOLDEN RETRIEVERS! AHHH! That tennis ball one is like a drug in itself.
All I want is more BLUE DRESS BELLE merchandise (or pink dress w/fur cape or green library dress). I had this doll as a child, and I loved her because she had brown hair. I scratched the sparkles off her apron to make her more “authentic”...in late elementary school, I got really into playing “colonial Barbies.” Belle…
I’m so glad this isn’t just a “best books” list - bravo, Jezebel! I’m always hungry for well-written essays/articles that I can access online, and I’m eager to read these pieces.
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You haven’t TRULY heard “Litany” until you’ve heard this kid recite it.
BLEAK HOUSE!!!
about age 11
I’d really like to see Ilana adopt Bernie Sanders as a surrogate grandpa.
#BB&B #ShapeUpsFamily
I was in sixth grade when I read a collection of Roald Dahl’s adult stories. Some were just dark and twisted, like “Royal Jelly” and “Lamb to the Slaughter,” but “Bitch” and “The Great Switcheroo” were about straight-up SEX. Around the same time, I discovered Shel Silverstein’s Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book in a box of my…
I want Lin-Manuel Miranda to write a math musical. I’ve practically memorized the Hamilton soundtrack, and now my head’s full of American history...with his help, I’m sure I could rap my way through equations.
I just started following LMM this week, and I love how adorably enthusiastic he is about everything.
But can she top Kelly Ripa?