MAargaARet? Maaaaaaaaaaargaaaaaret. Mar-garret? Ma-ma ReGret?

There was a brief time, circa Disturbia, when I thought Shia the Beef was cute...but now? “Touch my soul?” More like SLAP YOUR FACE.

Margaret Atwood gave a reading at my college during my freshman year. She signed my tattered paperback copy of The Handmaid’s Tale. She wrote “Best Wishes” and my name (which she learned via a hot pink post-it note). #Blessed

Yes to Margaret Atwood! Yes to graphic novels! Yes to staying in more!

My great-aunt gave me a lovely blanket from a company called Barefoot Dreams...I absolutely adore it. It feels like wrapping yourself in one of those super-soft chenille-like stuffed animals for babies.

Hooray! I’ve been binge-listening to the archives of the Savage Lovecast because I like hearing about the relationship drama of strangers - with friends, it gets “too real.” It’ll be nice to have a new source of romance-related entertainment on my commute (one that probably won’t have AS many stories about fisting/pee…

She was so cute and natural in 21 Jump Street...I wanted to be her friend!

Nick News half-taught me about “the Clinton Crisis”...though I still didn’t get why everyone was freaking out about a blue dress.

Should’ve had a drunk-on-cordial Diana doodle.

Rebel Wilson is so cool. I love her look.

I just wanted to have a lot of candy under my bed.

I couldn’t read cursive, so I had my mom read the “diary entries” aloud to me.

I would read the SHIT out of erotic novels featuring the romantic adventures of pro softball star/soft butch lesbian Kristy Thomas.

Him in the cab, screaming “THIRTEEN!?” Shoulda gotten a Best Supporting Actor nom.

I got the Baby-Sitters’ Club movie soundtrack on CD for Christmas from my cousins. First CD I ever owned. I remember ALL of the lyrics to ALL of the songs! “My best friend is my friend it’s no wonder/She’s even better than ice cream in summer/and when we’re together all we ever do is smile/and when we’re apart, I’m…

Speaking of R.Kelly, I nearly cracked up when the funeral home played a Muzak version of “I Believe I Can Fly” before my grandfather’s service. My grandpa was a pilot, so I guess they were trying to pick aviation-themed songs? Although a song from the Space Jam soundtrack is pretty inoffensive, all I could think of…