Oh man, this story was harder to interpret than James Joyce but SO worth it!

protip for those bieber fans: you don’t go to jail for breaching an NDA. You get sued for damages. And it is hard to imagine that there’d be quantifiable damages for some random telling she fucked Bieber. The ONLY way to quantify IS to go after any profit she makes by selling her story. (now the NDA has a liquidated…

YOU’RE A LIAR!

Went to St. Louis with some friends, around 2001-ish (I think). Stayed at the same hotel as a bunch of musicians in town for some MTV function (Rock ‘n Jock, maybe?). Met Ludacris in the elevator, he asked us if we would come down to the bar, and when we told him none of us were 21 he had some booze sent to our room.…

I don’t see enough Jerry Orbach gifs...

Thank you for sharing how you’re too good for casual sex.

This shit makes me so sad. I may sound hyperbolic here, but if this continues, NYC is just not going to be NYC any more. The amount of individually owned quirky places that have closed gets worse and worse every day. If the rent continues to become unlivable and none of what made New York-New York remains, what is the…

If you're actually desiring to comment on sponsored posts, maybe you should reconsider what, exactly, the problem is, here.

No, that’s a myth. And married sex is actually a mitzvah (a holy good deed) in Jewish tradition. You’re also supposed to give your wife an orgasm, where possible. They’re just being dickheads about where they sit.

On behalf of all women and also all flight attendants everywhere FUCK YOU GUYS!

It’s not cheaper than buying vinegar if you buy cheap vinegar, at least here. (Limes aren’t that cheap here in the upper midwest.) Black beans are often seasoned with white vinegar and that’s dead cheap.

Have you... watched the show? Because it is so far from coonery and stereotypes. It’s sort of amazing as to how they did it.

He’s a doctor who couldn’t pass his state’s Board exams to be certified, so he went and created his own certification. I wouldn’t trust him to prescribe me an aspirin.

I don’t think he actually spent any time in Nashua. He gave a speech in Milford and visited Murphy’s Taproom in Manchester. You don’t want to go there - it’s a bar owned by a Free Stater. The Free Staters are the armed glibertarian miscreants moving to NH to take over and eliminate our state government, then threaten…

It would be so easy to make this guy melt down on camera. Send a smart woman to interview him and give her instructions to poke him on any duplicitous answer. Start a couple questions with “As a woman, I’d like to ask you...”

i feel like providing a list of facts isn’t the same as editorializing?

Rand Paul is a condescending, disingenious, racist, sexist, classist prick who is a “doctor” only in his deluded pinball machine of a mind. In short, our next Republican candidate for President of the United States ladies and gentleman!

Thefuck ?

Keep it coming, Rand. Show the world what an insufferable doucherocket you are. It’s the best part of the Republican candidate clusterfuck.

I binge watched this the past 3 weeks and boy did it bring back memories. The show really hit its stride in season 2 when Debbie Allen took over and Lisa Bonet departed. She really captured what it was like to go to an HBCU and I was one of those kids who soooo wanted to go to Hillman (Howard) after watching this…