I was hoping for a Dyke and Fats web series. :(

DYKE & FATS OR GTFO

i just... i will never understand why customers don't understand that yes, people who work customer service may ALSO have gone to college. or in some cases, have more schooling than the customer ever will. and more brains, for that matter.

Why is he so attractiiive?

I'm 95% sure that last night, Rich Sommer retweeted this (he subsequently un-RT'ed it)

So's half of Hollywood.

Yea, she did. She left Sterling-Cooper to raise a family with that doctor and worked at the store part time. But when the partners launched the plan to spin off SCDP from the British investors, they knew they needed an office manager-which is where Joan came in.

One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.

No idea how the corporate math works. You'd also think keeping your employees happy would be good for the bottom line. But who can understand the superior logic of The Corporate Office.

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

I could be remembering this wrong, but didn't Joan work at that department store for a bit in between working in advertising? Or as a second job, or something? So the sales girl DID recognize her, but she denies it to save face.

One of the local radio stations used to do a bit where they called people who had famous names and try to interview them. One of them was a middle aged dude named Justin Beiber.

My personal favorite was this one:

To be fair, I've heard from a couple of different sources who worked as managers that they had to do everything they could to prevent a complaint from reaching corporate because in some chains they'll just flat out send a note back down the line "Fire that employee" for any complaint.

They actually put Jost in something that wasn't Weekend Update? I guess they just needed his face.

Managers who don't stand up for their employees are THE WORST.

So does this mean the SNL castmembers in this video won’t be invited to the annual Scientology recruitment lunch for celebs?

This dope is from a state full of cows. There are certain cuts of beef like a round steak that are cheaper than chicken breasts. WTAF?

You hear that, Poors? No seafood or steak for you! Who cares if those are foods that are extremely nutritious and give you the most bang for your nutritional buck? If you want to eat fish, stop being so poor already.