Assholes are like opinions, love, we all have one. Thank you for yours.

Well thank you for your opinion. Going forward I would love to inform you that reading and commenting on Jezebel is voluntary and I did not force you to read through.

Where did I say anything about needing a reason? I'm from rural Upstate. What I'm saying is drunk downstaters can be idiots.

Let me introduce you, my friend, to the idea of affiliate houses. It's pretty common for some of the more notorious social greek houses do use off campus housing to have non-sanctioned parties.

This is a silly comparison. If a senior (who is likely also over 21) decided to throw a party — that's not on the director. However, the subculture of the marching band is held responsible. Just like nationals will often explicitly close a local college/university chapter of a social greek house if their…

Ah, this actually is another example of OSU following best practices in relationship to Title IX. It's been common in the past for victims to be brought up on charges if they report (eg you were drinking when you were raped — you need to have a conduct here for first time AOD offense). So, good on OSU.

Revealing student conduct records is a FERPA violation and would be highly unusual for a paper to report on a conduct outcomes.

Correct.

I did. And then you took the time to comment on it. It's like — meta.

Wow, that's a really mature response.

So you do feel the need to be policed — you show a high deference to authority figures while needing to feel cool on social media sites. Like I said — great insight.

Please, keep this up. It's very insightful.

The country is a place where people grow up and have often lived in the area for multiple generations. So — not everyone is moving there after they tire of their condo.

Well, the comment I was responding to didn't say anything about the story. Also, you're absolutely I do prefer the erudite comments that provide insight into an article. I think it's how this platform works best.

Well, then you perceive them as whiny. Whatever.

If your neighbors can't follow the law — that's on them.

Nice comment. Nothing to say about the issue at hand but allows us to know that you are cool enough to be aware of Morris' directorial style.

Are you a teenager? Fire code is deadly serious and the use of the word "tattling" is silly.

I grew up in the country — loud is louder because it's so quiet.

As an Army family — Preach.