That is adorable, and yet I'm still appalled by his grammar.

How does he type with no opposable thumbs? His status updates must be a disaster.

You can! Hover your mouse over the icon (in this case the little dalek), and the hearting box will appear!

It's the clapping and the thumbs up at the end that really makes this for me. She's like "Fuck yeah! Did you see that? Bam!"

Likes tacos? To hell with that. I fucking love tacos. You can judge me, but I won't be able to hear you over the sour cream.

I have hearted you for that information alone!

Hell, it's probably one of the things they bond about as a couple. "Your parents are crazy right wing? So's my dad!"

Well, that is just so damn adorable that my uterus hurts. What a sweetheart.

Tessa! Tessa! Her daughter has my name! And my Mum was a competitive swimmer too! (She also just barely missed qualifying for the Olympics, but sadly she only got the one shot).

Mine are red. I am the Whore of Babylon. Boo yah.

I personally think that should go on the book jacket.

So many high-fives to that pregnant lady. So. Many.

Those free-loading sink-having bastards! I bet they just stand around all day, opening and shutting their doors and drinking the water that they get from their sinks. And it's nice and cold, too, because it's been in the fridge! They just make me sick.

I've got a mental picture of a dude or lady licking somebody's shirt. I haven't had this confused a reaction to sexual innuendo since I hit puberty.

That GIF is fantastic. (I've only recently gotten into Misfits—so much love!)

I was totally about to recommend this! (Also, OMFG, so much love for The Perfumed Court. As soon as I cease to be unemployed, I have a massive list of samples I need *so badly*.)

I still can't believe the people posting those images on facebook. Only one person on my friends list reposted it, and I may have to unfriend her for it. That is not shit that I ever needed or wanted to see, and I am disgusted with her for posting it. (The rest of her posts are about nothing but exercising and her…

Dude, check out the difference between kicking down and kicking up. It's what makes the difference between a good comedian and an asshole.

Oh my gaaad, I know! I actually had an argument with some British people in the UK a while ago who were insisting that French people couldn't say the letter "v". And I was like, I am standing here being all French-speaking and shit, telling you that the letter "v" is all over that language, and they wouldn't listen,…

Tyrion. No question. And he'd embarass himself less, too.