Well. if there one thing I don’t lack is imagination :). I’d suggest cavity search next, who knows?

First I was...

I FLIPPED WHEN I SAW HER!! I hate it, I am like gonna be 3 eps behind by Friday...my boyfriend’s stupid job is stupid and we don’t have time for all of our stories!

Imagine my surprise when it was featured on Orphan Black a few weeks ago... With PEACHES herself, no less! <3

I have an uncle who is schizophrenic. In the mid 90s, he was arrested for attacking a repo man with a cricket bat. He left that poor man with serious, life changing injuries. My grandparents were asked to write a letter to the judge to help his defense and they wrestled with what to write.

I take it this means that if he enters the water for any reason, he is not allowed to remain afloat.

The festival has already removed them from the program! I am stunned in a very good way.

Definition of rape per the FBI “Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”

god I hope so. the only learning I am taking away from this is that if I happen across a white guy raping a passed out girl I should beat the ever-loving shit out of him before calling the cops. it will be the only punishment he receives. two witnesses and they still gave a slap on the wrist. fuck you justice system.

black people preferring the company of other black people is not racist.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

That Margaret Atwood quote is appropriate here because I laughed when I saw his face.

Ron Swanson said it best:

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

You’re not understanding what people are saying though, including myself. Yes, it COULD be just ego. But given the words that have been coming out of his mouth, there is a HUGE undercurrent of sexism. I’m super glad you’re willing to ‘but, actually’ me, but take a step back and look at what you’re saying. Calling a…

If they want to “counter the one-dimensionality of swipe dating apps,” wake me when they’ve perfected the Logan’s Run sex teleport.

ALL HAIL

This is somewhat random, but I kept thinking about this exact thing watching the new CA:CW movie.