Her Canadian is seriously questionable, and her French is pretty bad too—I can't speak to most of the others.

I know! How could she just walk away at the end without a "good boy!"

Mine was Bush/Kerry. *Headdesk*

This is the only person I've ever voted for who's actually won. And I'm so glad it was him.

I know, right? I'm bizarrely obsessed with it now, which is why I find myself mentioning it in the most random places (go to imadeamerica.com, people!) Hearts for you!

You know who loves Pop Tarts? Benjamin Franklin.

Yeah, that seems fine to me. Very pregnant=heavily pregnant.

There's no way to vote! How am I supposed to make my voice heard? My god, I've been disenfranchised!

You are fantastic and I love you. Here: have a heart.

Gooooooooooo Haaaaaaaaabbbbbbsssss!!

Voting on this was very educational—both of the sex things fall into my "No fucking way, never, not in a million years" category, but apparently I object more to the idea of sex in public (*shudder*) than to sex that I would find deeply physically uncomfortable (also *shudder*).

You described the scene at the end of Homeward Bound, AND NOW I'M CRYING! AT HOME. IN SWEATPANTS.

Any time I hear a zealot argue against gay marriage I always think "there are plenty of atheists and non-Christians who get married. You gonna ban them from matrimony too?"

God damn it, I have that exact same problem with the word "tarantula"!

That is awesome. I should totally start doing that. I'll probably end up on some sort of watchlist, but I always get pulled out of line at the airport anyway, so I suspect it wouldn't make too much of a difference. Anyway, I guess my main point is that you are awesome.

Wow. I like her. I would like to be her friend. I was particularly pleased with "No, you were rude to me." Fan. fucking. tastic.

You and me both, my friend. Holy shit, what a friggin' moron (obviously the things she says would prove she was a moron even without all the malapropisms, and even intelligent people sometimes use the wrong word, but it's a bit like Bush. She's a complete idiot, and she can't even speak. Why the hell does she still…

Hahahahah, OMG, I do the same thing! Not the Mean Girls quotes—I tend towards Monty Python, as I am Canadian and it allows me to do the British accent thing—but the saying out loud how weird what I'm doing is. "Seriously, Tessa this is bizarre. Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Yeah, that makes sense—the woman seems to be saying she was upside down for a month and a half, and the article is claiming it was seventy-five days.

Seventy-five days would have to be two and a half months, yes? Unless they have super-long months in Poland.