Definitely a duprass—they almost always die within a week of each other.

Okay, I kind of need to watch Community now. Also, that guy has the same haircut as Chiwetel Ejiofor, which made this clip super-weird to watch when I thought it might be him.

What is this from and why haven't I seen it? Is that Chiwetel Ejiofor?

Feel free to steal the gold eyeliner idea! I'm sure I'm not the only person to come up with that (plus, added bonus of just looking super hot).

This movie is going to be epic. EPIC! Seriously, I bought gold eyeliner for the opening night. (A really, really nice one that I should not have bought, but that I now love). /dork

I personally think those are both sweet names. But then, I'm a fan of Arthur, too, and that's pretty high on the list.

It is—and usually a racist one at that.

That's very true. Maybe I should be more understanding. After all, this is the first time I've ever heard men talk about what it is that they're looking for in a woman's body. How were we to know that they wanted perky, tiny-nippled, firm C-cups—and that anything less was unwomanly, and anything more was obscene? It's…

Can somebody explain to me why this is a thing? Why the fuck do we have a column dedicated to men telling us their preferences for the most intimate parts of our bodies? Oops, sorry ladies whose breasts are "comically large", or "droopy", or not big enough, or too big, or too soft, or too firm. But hey, I guess we…

I know, I find it pretty frustrating too. I'm trying to be sympathetic, because I'm sure they were all scared and uncertain, but some part of me also feels like "Come the fuck on, guys—if you're too freaked out to deal with the problem, call the cops and get him away from your audience and your performers."

You shouldn't feel ashamed. Anybody would have had trouble in that situation—it's that much worse because the guy's way bigger than you and you feel like you've got no back up. Like you said, the hosts were freaked out by him, too. They had to worry about him starting a fight, or pulling a knife, or something along…

I'm pretty sure he meant nobody would find out, so her future husband would have no idea sort of thing. But then, I seem to be the only person here who didn't immediately think "butt sex!", so maybe I'm just innocent.

Exactly! And he hasn't done a very good job of pasting them on, either!

Anybody else a little freaked out by the stock photo models' eyebrows?

Yup. Mad crush on Tyrion Lannister. Mad. Crush.

I've had to do this a few times (not with singing, but with talking), and for me at least it's a question of running through something again and again and again until I can finally do it without sobbing through the whole thing. I've sometimes cracked right at the end, but the repeated delivery, I don't know, I guess…

The only dog I've ever had was a Scottie—we had her from the time I was eight until I was twenty-four. I love the Scottie head tilt so much! I can't imagine having any other kind of dog. I worry about the genetic issues, though. Meggy escaped from most of them, though she had to go on prednizone for a little while as…

Seriously, a lot of dogs have become seriously overbred (we can compare images from the 19th and early 20th centuries with current breed standards and see the extremity of the changes), to the detriment of the animals. Westminster needs to get over itself. Also: OMG, ScottiesScottiesScotties! Best. Dogs. Ever!

Awesome! I clicked "play" before reading the article, and then I was like "That's Jenna's voice!" And then you came out of the shadows, and I was right. Congratulations! I really hope it takes off—there's far too much exploitation going on in the fashion world.

The thinspiration stuff gets me down, too! I'm always like "really guys? really?" It's sad, because there really is cool stuff on the beauty board, but the bullshit is bloody overwhelming.