William is Australian?

Awwww, poor widdle white dude! And just think that today only about 85% (number pulled out of my ass, but I'm pretty GD confident that it's not less than that) of Fortune 500 CEOs are white guys; imagine, 50 years ago that number would have been 100%! The oppression of white dudes is truly appalling. For shame,…

Oh god, yes—and there's always that horrified moment of self-recrimination. "Self, you could feel it was a tight squeeze; why, why, why didn't you just give in then? Now your shoulders are going to turn this thing into a dishrag, and you'll have to pay full retail for it." O.O

This is effing droll, MoGlo, and I challenge anyone to balk at that!

Especially dangerous given that said fancy detectives are masters of disguise! It's nefarious, nefarious I say!

What kills me is the harm that's done to kids who, whether because they're too young or have depressed immune systems already or whathaveyou, can't have the vaccines, and who are relying on the parents of kids in better positions to be responsible enough to vaccinate those kids and help protect not only their…

[www.bmj.com]

That's kind of my point—the article randomly mentions this BS, without acknowledging that it's BS, and then continues blithely onward. That sort of thing does in some minor sense perpetuate the idea that there's something in that link, which there isn't. It's harmful, and so I took a minute to point it out.

You know when you can write it off? When the results are unreplicable. Most people ought to learn that by second grade science class. I'm very sorry for people whose children have developed regressive autism, but anecdote is not evidence, and correlation is not causation. Vaccines do not cause autism. The…

I know—that's why I referred to it as an "unnecessary anti-psychotic".

Oh, come on, Jez—if you're going to mention the bullshit autism-vaccine link, at least point out that it was found to be a fraud ([psychcentral.com] Furthermore, while this girl may well not have needed the psych meds she was supposed to be on, the fact that the holistic practitioner says she was doing 'much better'…

In fact, I believe he first says "You cannot pass," then Balrog does the step forward, tail twitch, whip snap thing, and then he shouts "YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!"

WTF? Her ears were adorable! It sounds rather like her mother had more of a complex about them than she did.

These guys are like, anti-charming. They exude a field of anti-charm so powerful that even if there were charming guys in their vicinity, all right-thinking women would be repelled.

Why, why, why did I read the comments on the HuffPo? I now need to punch someone's head in, but there are no suitable candidates here. What the hell am I supposed to do about my desperate need to do violence?

I'm interested! Let's have some stories!

Submarine submarine submarine! I'll just bring several jars of regular peanutbutter with me on my frigging SUBMARINE!

Good god, your poor family. That must have been a hell of a mess.

You're fine! It's just an error in the text, I think. The left face is definitely the higher contrast, "girlier" face.

Oh no you don't! You're not dumping this problem on us—you can find a mall on Mars where you can leave them, thanmk you very much.