@moonkitten: Yeah, I totally assumed the same thing. I was like "I wonder who Justin Long punches in this movie? I had no idea there was a fighting component!"

*Deep breath* Oh my gaaaaaaaaaad! Look at her little nose! She's all "Yeah, I am totally mauling you bastards when I get out of here." Cutest mauling ever!

They tested this on 18 women for an extremely limited period of time and now they're making claims about efficacy and side-effects? This seems really dubious.

Holy crap, this so needs to happen! Talk about your best of all possible worlds. Nothing can make up for what happened to Ianto, but this would be a step in the right direction.

@lezebel-in-chief: It's like people mature after their teens and early twenties! Who could possibly have imagined something so crazy might be true?

@theblazeuk: But also, surely even if it were, I'm pretty sure there's a better word for describing that sort of novel. The rejecting editor didn't know the word "dystopia"?

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): Ahahaah! I'm apparently completely immature, because I think it would be fantastic if she called a press conference to say just that.

Oh man - this is one of those things that I would be like "Ooh, pretty!" and then I would buy it, and wear it until one of my friends was like "Um... So..." It would be embarrassing. But I still think it's pretty.

@dianaross: A prof once told a possibly apocryphal story about a nervous grad student who made that mistake throughout an hour-long talk.

Okay, now they're just screwing with us (no Freudian implications intended, but feel free to read them in. Pervs.)

@CherryBerry: This is something that it's so hard to make people understand, especially if you were quite young when it happened. I was in my early teens when my brother died, and now in my twenties I get people saying things like "Oh, but you don't really remember him, right?" W.T.F. I miss him. Every goddamn day.…

@lalie (apologetic mess): Hahah - no wonder she's not scared! She knows the Doctor's right behind her, with the sonic screwdriver set to "Dinosaur saddle".

I don't know what or whom she's looking at, but that is a legendary bitch, please face.

@LittleShe-Bear: Yeah, that's the thing; I was all, "Oh, this sounds fun!", and then I got to that part and I was like "...for somebody who very definitely isn't me."

...I really like the clockwork crow. *Hangs head in shame*

@LittleShe-Bear: Seriously, sexual assault is not something that I'm looking to get out of my haunted house experiences.

@annelise: Thanks - I know it's mostly me imposing my unpleasant inner commentary about myself on other people, but it's nice to hear from somebody formerly in the business that it's not a big thing. (Oh god, I am so with you on the DKNY colours - WTF is up with their designers?)

I warned you about the "ladygarden" jokes, you little worm.

Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh. I sympathize with her desire to write this, but it's not exactly helping with my boob-insecurity. What are they thinking about my stretch marks?

@Katie Luscombe: I was eating while I read it. I only paused to laugh hysterically. I think something broke my gross-out receptors.