Hey, I was told there was a vagina on legs - that's clearly a vulva on legs!

@Kaila Hale-Stern: Yayyy! Thanks for that.

@Valkyrie607votesMizJenkins: Sweet! I tend to lurk a lot, but when I post there it's usually under my real name. I've PM'ed you back - I'm definitely in for a meet-up! I hope my reply worked; after I sent it, it told me I had sent it on December 31, 1969. o.O

@Kaila Hale-Stern: Seriously! Somebody must be able to provide us with the name of the relevant livejournal community!

@Na zdrowie: Thanks! He was super-creepy. After I took it he came up and hovered around me until security took him out. (I also got messages from him the next day, saying that I only got the photo because he wanted me to, and that he thought it was a good picture of him. What the hell do other pictures of him look…

Okay, I realize that I'm like a week late on this, but does anybody here read Pharyngula? Because PZ actually mentioning me in this post: [scienceblogs.com] was one of the greatest things ever. Now I just have to make sure I never bump into crazy stalker dude again.

@Gïmmï Mørgäikköŋëŋ: The cast of Jersey Shore are hunting zombies now?

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: *Gasp* Imagination Wyatt is two-timing me?

This is so inconsiderate. Who the hell am I going to marry now? Huh? Did you think about that before you decided to marry your fucking awesome girlfriend John? Did you? God damn it!

@Wolfabeast: Hey, I'll toss in a quarter of a chocolate bar, $10, and a very nice pair of boots (size 7 1/2 ladies); how can they refuse?

Wow, that is some of the least appealing food I've ever seen. I mean, I don't eat meat, but I've seen pictures that make it look nice - these ain't them.

@hollygirl: I have some absolutely amazing pictures of them, actually (Grampa Bob actually bore an uncanny resemblance to James Dean as a young man), and I keep meaning to write up some of the stories about them my Grampy's told me - they got in and out of the craziest scrapes together! So, all that's basically to…

@Good Cop Baby Cop: Ooh, shit - I missed that. Yikes.

Okay, they weren't in the Hell's Angels, but my great-grandparents (my paternal grandfather's parents) were motorcycle riding badasses in the 1930s and 40s. Make the woman in picture number two blonde and incredibly tiny, and you've got Sylvia (or Silver, as she preferred to be called by anyone who might otherwise…

Aw, what a cutie pie. Sadly, Renesmee is creepier than Alia, and significantly less awesome.

Duh, it's just that they wanted a black model who looked exactly like a white model! Is it their fault no black models could live up to their standards? Geeze, guys.

@HuckleberryFriend: Awesome! It is both exciting and terrifying. I hope it all goes really well for you - if you're planning it now, maybe you can come up with some more options than I did before I left, and thus be slightly less terrified than I've been for the past little while. ;p

@PenelopePeony: Thank you! I'm quite psyched; I've got an interview outfit and some new make-up and everything.

@Dorilys: Definitely much better this way, then. You're giving yourself a hard time because you are such a good employee; if you were a bad employee, you wouldn't feel guilty at all. Thus, stop feeling guilty! You're awesome!

@PenelopePeony: My French is pretty good, but not perfect - it's improving quickly, though! Luckily the job I'm after right now doesn't have French as an absolute requirement; I'm going to be working as a tutor with a local learning centre for students with disabilities.