Or what, tough guy?  Don’t want to get called out for your bullshit?  Then keep your bullshit to yourself.  Otherwise this is a public forum, and it’s open season on bullshit.

By the time your foot/shoe has flexed that much, you’re already on your way down.

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In other words, Zuckerberg lied to congress. 

I have to post it again I guess. :D

Sources say he has designated 60% of his CPU toward learning what concern looks like on humans so that he can reconfigure his facial expression servos in an attempt to emulate it. 

I’m sure he’s virtually concerned about this.

Ignoring these things is the best treatment. They thrive under attention, and when you deprive them of that, they eventually retreat into a pleasant silence... until some nitwit drags them back into the spotlight for a D-list celebrity reality event.

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He definitely looks like the end result of an experiment to genetically engineer the perfect ‘80s teen movie bully. I saw the picture before I read the headline and assumed he was in the news for trying to shut down an underprivileged community center or something.

Those are worthy contenders but I personally favor Jared Kushner for the title.

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

Roger that, but the FAO is awaiting an answer on the shirts you wear, over.

But the papers want to know who’s shirts you wear!

Right? The last person I’m going to give clicks to in this circumstance is Jake fucking Paul. Even if you don’t know who he is, there is zero reason to do a deep dive on this massive walking sphincter.

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Seriously vying with Shkreli, et al for most punchable face.

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those are extremely douchy glasses

And now half the readers here will head to his channel and watch this shit. Good job! Thanks for the clicks!