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6/2/20
12:50 PM
3

By the time your foot/shoe has flexed that much, you’re already on your way down.

6/1/20
4:13 PM
43

In other words, Zuckerberg lied to congress. 

6/1/20
4:00 PM
65

Sources say he has designated 60% of his CPU toward learning what concern looks like on humans so that he can reconfigure his facial expression servos in an attempt to emulate it. 

6/1/20
11:15 AM
2

Ignoring these things is the best treatment. They thrive under attention, and when you deprive them of that, they eventually retreat into a pleasant silence... until some nitwit drags them back into the spotlight for a D-list celebrity reality event.

6/1/20
9:15 AM
7

He definitely looks like the end result of an experiment to genetically engineer the perfect ‘80s teen movie bully. I saw the picture before I read the headline and assumed he was in the news for trying to shut down an underprivileged community center or something.

6/1/20
8:26 AM
8

Those are worthy contenders but I personally favor Jared Kushner for the title.

6/1/20
1:00 AM
5

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

Roger that, but the FAO is awaiting an answer on the shirts you wear, over.

6/1/20
12:34 AM
16

Right? The last person I’m going to give clicks to in this circumstance is Jake fucking Paul. Even if you don’t know who he is, there is zero reason to do a deep dive on this massive walking sphincter.

5/31/20
10:35 PM
10

And now half the readers here will head to his channel and watch this shit. Good job! Thanks for the clicks!