If your vehicle requires adult supervision of children entering and exiting it, you done goofed.

That’s a nasty truck bite. Only one option now - he must be hunted and put down before he turns.

It saddens me that there is a “correct opening procedure” for the doors.

I wonder if the people that watches her twitch for stuff like this don’t know she has an onlyfans. The same way I’m just finding out she has twitch lol

Ok, glad I’m not the only one that had this same reaction

Morgpie streams? Huh

Constantly stuck between not understanding the people who get so upset at stupid publicity stunts like this, and even further not understanding the twitch viewers that bankroll this insanity.

But why? A sculpture of literally anything else FFXIV related would make more sense than a fake console with an extra logo... It’s just a blue box lol.

I’m upset by this game.

wait, wait wait, before i laugh at you...

We need to get Joel McHale back to co-host with him again. Only time I’ve ever enjoyed the stupid video game awards.

That’s not his job.

Kotaku has paid Geoff Keighley quite a bit for freelance work in the past, yet I see no mention of it here in this article where Kotaku claims some kind of superiority over this man who they contracted with. Does Kotaku treat all its former freelancers this way? Will Kotaku issue an apology for having worked with this…

I’m confused as to why people seem to think Keighley should be an activist. His shows are and have always been marketing shows. The only time he’s ever mentioned a publisher in a negative light was Konami and that was only after it essentially left the gaming industry and was no longer relevant.

I had to reread the AI Powered Scents tweet like 4 times because I couldn’t tell whether it was satire or not. Hell, I’m still not entirely sure.

Scent of “human extertion”? Well, at least that’s half a step up from human excretion...

Geoff is our Dorito Pope.

Did Geoff Keighley sleep with your girlfriend or something, damn

The people who still fall for this when there's an almost infinite amount of boobs ok the Internet are insane

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs have entered the chat