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2:41 PM
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Kraft is a guilty pleasure. The kid’s kind with the powder that needs milk and butter. I’ve never cared for velveeta.

2:31 PM
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I’ve said it before: this bunny is fucking over players that didn’t buy the game at launch. I bought my copy on the 31st, and now this bunny’s eggs are preventing me from accumulating the resources I need in order to progress at a regular/intended pace. All for some tacky decorations that I have no interest in. Read more

2:27 PM
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As far as I know, Spanfeller doesn’t try to pay his employees’ bonuses with Spanfeller Miles, or any other sort of Monopoly money. I’ve written this elsewhere, but I love pointing it out: Nook is like a mining company that pays its miners with a fake currency that is only valid in shops owned by the mining company in Read more

4/3/20
4:41 PM
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I agree. Kotaku’s staff really like both those games, though, which is why they’ve stuck around. I think it’s a little redundant to have both Stardew and AC on there. Read more

4/3/20
4:07 PM
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Fuck that fake easter bunny. I need lumber and other resources, not eggs. I think it was Kirk (sorry if it was Maddy or Jason) that speculated how much this would suck for new players on Splitscreen, and he wasn’t wrong. I bought the game on the 31st and this bunny has been busting my balls ever since. Read more

4/3/20
2:11 PM
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I do too! I wouldn’t want Hanks to cast himself as the captain though. I think he’s too old for the role now. 

4/3/20
2:07 PM
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It’s my first AC too, and it’s not doing much for me. It’s very charming but it is a chore simulator. You’re constantly grinding for resources to keep improving your island so that you can grind some more and improve some more and so on and so forth. Either that appeals to you or it doesn’t. The music and just overall Read more

4/3/20
1:29 PM
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Ni No Kuni has pissed me off. The menu system in combat is not conducive to switching between characters quickly enough to get them all to defend and or evade an enemy’s attack, so I constantly have what’s her face dying and burning through mana like she’s suicidal. I otherwise like the game, but I’ve spent too many Read more

4/3/20
1:11 PM
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When this is all over, Tom Hanks is going to produce a movie about Crozier’s actions. 

4/3/20
12:55 PM
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Your’s. I said what I said in January of last year (check the time stamps on the OP and my comment you originally responded to). That was before Three Houses, Astral Chain, Luigi’s Mansion 3, Pokemon SS, Link’s Awakening, Mario Maker 2, and Animal Crossing - just to name a few notable first and second party releases Read more

4/3/20
12:31 PM
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That’s truer now than it was over a year ago when I made that comment. 

4/2/20
4:32 PM
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Wouldn’t you if you were just hanging on in the face of big box competition, sites like Amazon, and digital sales? I don’t get this response from you at all. Why wouldn’t a mom and pop look froward to the release of a big game that might bring shoppers in their door? 

4/2/20
4:12 PM
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I’m sorry to say that your not remember correctly. At least up until 1.6, the AK was definitely referred to as the “CV-47" in the game’s purchase menu. Same with guns like the “Magnum Sniper”, “Clarion”, “Defender”, “Schmidt Scout” “K&M .45", “Bull Pup”, and “Knight Hawk” not using their real life names. They also Read more

4/2/20
4:05 PM
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Forza was the same way for a long time. It never really bothered me. 

4/2/20
10:08 AM
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I think Antonio is a great name for an ant eater. And he likes to lift, bro.