This may sound cold-hearted but this is doing Uber drivers a favor. Many of them are unable or unwilling to do the math and figure out that after Uber’s 26% take, 15% self-employment tax, gas and repairs, they make less than minimum wage.

This car better have self-cleaning interiors for the puking drunks that make up Uber’s clientele after midnight.

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With 3 hours of daylight, the Fins drink like Motherfuckers, so they need this.

I’m not sure about cars but motorcycles have definitely become too quick. You can get in trouble way too fast.

Pretty petty if you ask me. Riccardo is just showing his jealousy.

You’re right, Russia is catching up with Florida and Texas as the WTF capitol.

With a $70-80k purchase price, he’ll never make his money back compared to an ICE.

I was behind a double-decker car trailer and one of the cars from the top rolled off in front of me at 60 mph. Luckily, I was far enough behind to serve away.

Are you sure that’s not Wayne Newton?

I’m no investment banker, but for the life of me I don’t understand why Lyft and Uber haven’t cashed out with a sale or IPO already.

Their prospects will only get dimmer as the driver attrition (reported at 50%, likley 75%) swells and the competition and regulations grow.

CVT transmissions. Wait...

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There are going to call it the feng shui button.

I never read this as anything but what it meant to say. An African-American did something notable (probably a gold medal, as Phelps was mentioned too) that night in the olympics. Quit fanning the flames of a non-fire.

I won’t lie, I would have left the little white dog. I hate yappy little dogs.

Safer bet. Take the 7 grand and let it sit out. Until Elio actually comes to market. No sense taking the additional risk ahen others will do it for you.

This is the funniest thing I’ve read on Jalopnik in some time.

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