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If you listen to charlatans like Glenn Beck, you’ll hear all kinds of doomsday ads for freeze-dried foods, hybrid seeds, and of course gold. The sad thing is shut-ins and old folks actually buy into this and spend their precious dollars for this crap.

People may have forgotten that Honda was involved in F1 in the 1960s!

Cool idea. Air travel being what it is, he will never make all of those flights, especially the 20 minute layovers.

Where are you walking, Havana?

Because GM.

Next thing you’ll see is this robot as a coin-operated machine in hipster bars, next to the jukebox.

Based on their production and delivery schedule, you’ll likely receive a 2019 model in few years if you win.

Years ago I got pulled over in buttfuck Mississippi for speeding (I wasn’t) and the cop, right out central casting walks up, takes off his mirror sunglasses, tilts his hat, and says “Son, you got two choices. You can follow me to the courthouse and pay $150 fine or you can hand me your license to keep until your court

Absolutely nothing.

Ist Gear:

Interesting choice by The King. I would have though he was more of a Thunderbird-type guy.

Don’t let Elon Musk see this, he is easily distracted.

Yikes, you really believe that?

Why would we give these hateful assholes a nickel?

According to the Weather Channel, “It was just too fucking hot in Dubai. The plane just spontaneously combusted.”

(does nobody here EVER proofread their own work before pushing it live?)

Although I wish I could have done this to many asshole passengers over the years, I was able to payback a real asshat once.

Because they are ugly.

Does it come with Snow tires?

OK thanks. All I know is that 70+ MPH on the water feels twice as fast.