I may be off with my length estimate but I’m pretty sure it was a 400. Yes, this guy was crazy.

Whatever, you need to lighten up.

I’ve been boating all my life but I was unprepared for a ride in 17 ft. bass boat with a 400 HP motor. We got to 72 MPH and the only thing in the water was the prop. It was like a skipping rock.

Bass boats are very close to the water and my side had no windshield, so the speed was exaggerated. Fortunately, the pilot…

I was commenting on her dated attire, not her sex.

2nd Gear:

Pounders.

Somebody call Porsche, they have yet to design a functional cupholder.

FYI: Nikola was the inventor Tesla’s first name.

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I grew up in an affluent suburb of NYC and worked as a valet as a teenager at a very expensive French restaurant. We used to regularly joyride in the exotic cars that we parked, sometimes smoking pot with the windows down.

Buick could not be any less hip.

Sadly, the fucking yap dogs lived.

I don’t get it. Every young family avoids vans (with the exception of a few Honda Odyssey soccer moms) like the plague in favor of SUVs. The world is not screaming for a new van.

Being an actual company that makes things, on time, on budget and mostly brilliantly, and are sitting on a huge amount of cash, they have a better chance to make mainstream electric and/or self-driving car than Tesla IMHO.

I can almost picture the tumbleweed blowing through the half-finished, abandoned site in 5-6 years.

Holy shit, just took a look at the new Prius online. What’s up with the mole nose front?

Even if gas were to go to $100 a gallon, no one will buy a Fiat 500.

You had me at 5 bottles of wine.

I wish they would buy the new Top Gear and shut it down.

I don’t get it. Why not buy a motorcycle?