Who drives to the end of a pier to make a phone call?  Someone leaving a final message before they kill themselves, that’s who.  Bold image for an ad campaign.  I guess they’re implying the car is the only good thing in an otherwise shitty life, so the guy is trying to take it to the afterlife with him?

What do they want to name it- The Do-Si-Do Bridge?

huh, corolla doesn’t look half bad as a convertible.

Toyota

If top speed is you only metric, yup.

That is seriously fantastic

I’m also looking forward to pre-season testing. Hope to have the first start with the power unit this week.

FYI: 15 years with 2 Labrador Retrievers has taught me that conventional vacuums with replaceable bags do a much better job with suction and deep cleaning pet hair compared to the wind tunnel or canister types. I think Consumer Reports and other reviews have echoed this.

FYI: 15 years with 2 Labrador Retrievers has taught me that conventional vacuums with replaceable bags do a much…

FYI: A basic $99 upright vac with a bag consistently outperforms overpriced vanity machines like Dyson.

FYI: A basic $99 upright vac with a bag consistently outperforms overpriced vanity machines like Dyson.

From experience, that sounds about right.

If he starts racing for them they can sell advertising space on the underside of the car like Jordan used to do.

Given the huge superiority gap, I think I could get the Mercedes spot and win.

Maybe Danica Patrick should cut her breasts off. It might help her win a race.

I could see racing my brother on a twisty European road in one of these new bad boys. 

No need to cut down trees to keep the evangelists away — that is what the Claymore mines and razor wire are for.

eh just open the door in a bloodied up butchers smock and tell em your not done with the virgin yet... come back in ten...

If I was born a man but identify as a woman, can I park there?

dont think i’d buy one, but i wouldn’t mind if i were picked up in one at the airport.

I had a boss once that would always tell us that “Hope is not a strategy.”

You forgot all the third world born guys that used to deal in something weird back in the home country. They have taken over the low end market in most auctions.