He’s calling AAA.

Good riddance. I won’t miss the whining and excuses.

Neutral

This would be really handy if someone was hurling Christmas presents at you while you were driving.

What’s more incredible than these motorsports stories are the number of typos in this article.

1) Why are Russian planes so ugly?
2) The Russians don’t give a shit about us, that’s why it will happen again.

Fuck him, I wouldn’t want that in my neighborhood either. It’s no different than a Winnebago or a boat, pay for storage dude.

These cute little panels might power up a few laptops but that’s about it.

3rd Gear

I think it was just a lucky quick reaction, not a skilled save.

I’ve always thought that it would be easy to walk into, say, an appliance store, in work uniform garb with a hand truck and walk out with refrigerators, stoves, etc. and no on would say anything.

All of this is correct. However, at some point they will run out of drivers because even unskilled workers can find jobs that pay more than the $8 per hour that most Uber drivers take home after fees, gas, self-employment tax, etc.

Actually Carolla is not very funny as a comedian. His improv is especially bad. He is a gifted talker and a good businessman and has 10 projects going at all times.

Good lord, it looks like a Subaru.

Imagine an unmanned van full of expensive packages driving into the south side of Chicago.

Take a good look now, as you will not get a good look at it once the racing begins. It will be blocked from view from a dozen other cars in front of it.

And they wonder why the NASCAR ratings keep dropping...

No.

I rented an SS model in SoCal and it was terrifying on the freeways, as the slit windows and big rear shoulders make for big blind spots.

Should have peed shit before the run.