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Not the Hank I was expecting.

“Better Thank Hank”

I’m more surprised to discover that:

Easiest way to find North is with a compass or, failing that, orienting yourself with the path of the sun.

“Kind of reminds me of when people bitch about generational wealth in the US like it’s actually a big thing.”

It’s just really impossible for any of them to acknowledge that being born on third base is a huge advantage without following it up with an explanation that they’re totally capable of hitting triples.

I don’t think the Rock is a candy-ass, he’s just an arrogant fuck.  I mean, he created a show called Young Rock, about his childhood, but he is still starring in it!  

He went from “Beloved celebrity” to “Ughh...you again?” so fast.  The Chris Pratt speedrun

oops you just failed your police officer exam

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

Mindy Kaling’s shows all seem based on the aesthetic of “A Disney Channel series for adults”

Oh, my vagina!

And like the sleeping children hoping that the Sandman won’t conjure Garlin, Never Have I Ever can now count the actor as their problem.

She obviously takes shit.  She just hired a disgraced actor who is a walking HR complaint to be on her show.  

Why, did he stop liking feet and inserting feet shots into his movies? Not the kids fault you got old.

It sounds like something Tracey Jordan would star in.

This is so fucking gross.

No way this is going to be as good as Vice Principals

It was good, but it was more a sequel to the book (where Tracy was semi-sympathetic) rather than the movie (where she was a monster...)

It’s a valid question, but people have been asking it since the industrial revolution and our employment rate is still relatively strong.