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I feel like you’re straight-up begging for this little gem to get linked to.

Finally, the full Palpatine saga all in one neat package.

Keanu is part Chinese and part Hawaiian.

Side note, that top picture is... weird. It pushes my Uncanny Valley button something fierce. If it weren’t for the second picture later in the article, this could have been reviewed as a CGI animated production and I wouldn’t have batted an eye.

Deepfaking Tom Holland onto Michael J Fox is kinda redundant.

Except (spoilers), it’s not a tragedy. They just sort it all out in the end, and now she’s a valkyrie without cancer hanging over her head (at least, no more than anyone else who’s in remission). It was more about the heroism of choosing to continue being Thor, even though it was hurting her. Read more

I have my issues with Oprah but I’m sorry who did she drug, hold hostage, sexually assault or was accused of sexually assaulting? False equivalency , do better.

Nah, that’s clearly Ted “Theodore” Logan. Read more

“I once saw Neo kill seven agents with a pencil. A goddamn pencil! The strange thing is there was no pencil.”

That’s not Neo. That’s clearly John Wick,

What about step-cousins?

Vin you’re talking about making F&F 10 and 11, not F&F 10 parts 1 and 2. 

I mean, isn’t this essentially exactly what happened in Moranis’ real life?

Well everyone knows Loki died at the beginning of Infinity War. What this series presupposes is...maybe he didn’t?

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

Scorpion takes his pants off...“Get over here!”...as a harpoon flies out of his dick

it turns out that maybe not everyone is Kevin Feige?

I’m assuming there will now be a cliffhanger in which we learn that Obi Wan is Rey’s mother. 

Change it to Loni Dasani.