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9/11/19
1:11 AM
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Or as it’s known on Saturday Night Live, “the Ashlee Simpson.”

9/10/19
10:02 PM
2

I think those are fairly common. They have them at the Madison Mallards as well.

9/6/19
9:54 PM
4

NYT’s analytics people are fucking loving this engagement.

9/6/19
2:15 PM
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If they only score three points per game all season, yes, they will not get far in the playoffs.

9/6/19
10:56 AM
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The pitch: Jim from The Office, Bunk, and that guy from the Supercuts ads are the only thing stopping a country with effectively no institutions at all and suffering under hyperinflation, from destroying America so quickly and thoroughly that there is no news media left, at the behest of Russia which can’t just do it

9/5/19
9:53 PM
7

Wow, when you can’t trust the rich, white Texans to be allies...

9/2/19
12:05 PM
24

After game 1 of last year’s NLDS between the Brewers and Rockies, which the Brewers won after also winning their last eight regular season games, he declared the Rockies “in the driver’s seat” because the game had gone to extra innings. Extra innings losses are well known to be as good as wins, if not better, in a

8/28/19
12:32 AM
34

Roxane would never use drugs. A pack of Marlboro Lights and four or five brandy old fashioneds a day was good enough for Jesus, and it’s good enough for her.

8/25/19
3:49 PM
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I see Chan just wears the motion-capture outfit everywhere now.

8/24/19
4:26 PM
1

Between this and Ms. Marvel (and She-Hulk, and the suggestion of hijinks in WandaVision), I’m pretty bummed not to hear about a new outlet and greenlight for New Warriors.

8/22/19
1:11 PM
1

St. Louis MLS brand developer: [Crumples up piece of paper labeled “Battlehawks Concept Art,” sends frantic e-mail]

8/19/19
10:10 PM
7

Carroll is a “tells people he voted for Johnson” guy.