This makes me feel like a sturgeon.

I like Rogue One specifically because all the characters don’t get much of a backstory, they were “forgotten” heroes of the Rebellion who did a crucial thing, and then all died. Too many times Star Wars doesn’t just let a character’s story end. I would’ve had Ezra die too in Rebels. 

They probably did it on purpose as an excuse to make MORE shows to explain those plot holes 

It is conventional to say that the audience knowing the outcome is a problem to work around, but it really isn’t. There are entire genres where the audience knows the outcome from looking at the poster. The guy will get the girl. The heist will succeed. Bond will stop the villain. Movies where the ending is intended…

The way this show was written naturally and logically invites nitpicking until the end of time.

So this is the second time Obi-Wan bested Anakin in a duel and simply left him wounded on the battlefield to the torment and suffering of countless systems to come as a result of Kenobi’s mercy.

“You didn’t kill Anakin Skywalker. I did.”

I took it has a heavy dose of sarcasm from Kenobi, like mocking Vader into thinking he was not as good as a real Sith lord

really wish they’d just condensed this into a 2 hour movie and released it in theatres. i didn’t exactly like this but less would have been more, straight up.

Would something like, I don’t know, getting arrested for sexual assault suffice?

Thank God it wasn’t the director of the good “Crash”. 

Holy shit, Cartman had a Clyde Frog doll on South Park, I thought it was just some generic made up thing.

<don lafontaine voice> ONLY THE MUPPET WHO LIVES IN A GARBAGE CAN CLEAN UP THE STREET. </don lanfontaine voice>

Yes, the vast majority of movies are made to make money.

Anyone else see “Wendy Williams” trending on Twitter and assume for some reason everyone was talking about Wendy O. Williams?

I honestly didn't remember him.

Mission creep

Action focused on mundane shit you say?  How about a trade dispute?

Maybe we’ll finally get a version with some fan service in it.

You say that like movies aren’t made to make money to begin with. That’s the point. It always has been. Always will be.