travels lmao

travels lmao

This fucking sucks. God damn it.

And even if we’re limiting it to comedians, Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx have something to say.

Chewie picking up a stormtrooper’s rifle and killing more stormtrooper’s with it really put a spotlight on the fact that their armor isn’t even strong enough to withstand a single shot from their own weapons. Like, why do they even wear this armor, which offers no protection, but probably does restrict their range of…

Part of the beauty of capitalism is that if you cease to exist, you fucked up.

You’re reading the chart wrong -- the X axis is yard line, not distance. A 41-yard FG would be from about the 23 yard line, so probably about 80% success rate.

The vindication of Washington sports fans.

delete this

Revenge for the last time teams from these states played to a dramatic 24-23 finish.

It’s always heartening to see the Cardinals lose, but to see them lose like this? Just goes to show there’s still some good in the world.

Chinese Communist Party officials buy sneakers too.

I don’t know if he was any good in the outfield for the Marlins because literally no one has ever seen a Marlins game, but I do know that he’s been generally unreliable for the Cardinals.

Those kids were compliant, so it was fine.

Typical Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley, at the front lines of government meddling in private business activities.

Unfortunately, they will not be at Atlanta, but at some Cobb County country club that incorporated as a suburb.

China, stick to sports.

If they’re like nearly every FBS school, football loses money.

Please clizzap.

This description really undersells how bad Hader was. He still should’ve gotten out of it, if not for Zimmerman’s bloop falling in between everybody, but had no command and earned those runs.