Chris Cillizza is the Darren Rovell of Mark Halperins.

If it destroys college athletics, college athletics deserved destruction.

I use “chum” a lot, but only sarcastically.

Resting Married-to-Mort Face

I used to live in Green Bay and saw Gilbert Brown around town a couple times, and there’s no way the bun wasn’t in his mouth when he caught the hot dog.

You know what they say about assuming.

Have they gotten a lot of good press? Pretty much all I’ve heard about them is that their coach is an insane dum-dum.

Obama Netflix?

Hey, hitting a ball from Washington to St. Petersburg is still pretty good.

If you liked What is a football move?, you’ll love What is “in motion”?!

Sure sounds a lot like you’re saying the fanbase lost its character.

From the New Scientist write-up:

+2 Moose dongs

Or as it’s known on Saturday Night Live, “the Ashlee Simpson.”

I think those are fairly common. They have them at the Madison Mallards as well.

They wouldn’t lose their #1 pick:

lol

NYT’s analytics people are fucking loving this engagement.

If they only score three points per game all season, yes, they will not get far in the playoffs.

A tradition unlike any other.