Thankfully, their rancid self-regard would keep them from doing anything but masturbating next to each other.

Did this comment time-travel from the year 2000?

Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists

I think this is right. Imagine somebody making the Miami Marlins a consistent contender.

Unfortunately, both went wide right.

Anyone who chooses to watch a Cubs/Cardinals game gets what they deserve.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

But their SEO people love it.

It’s definitely worth grabbing the rights in a late round, but if you don’t sign a pick from the first ten rounds, you lose that slot money from your bonus pool. So the only way to sign a guy like Rocker would be to sign your first ten guys for way under slot value, and offer him all the savings.

On the plus side, this insane scheme being revealed to the public will definitely make the marginal Rays fan* feel more connected to the team going forward.

Does SI have non-media operations? Like, are the football phones still in production?

Or something like egg whites at least.

Boston going with the no center fielder alignment, or...?

This post is violence.

“I keep telling you guys, look, I’m not Kryptonian. OK? I’m just an ordinary earthling who derives power from, ah, you know, food, oil, stuff like that.”

Sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Hernán Pérez here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Hernán, in Milwaukee.

Brewers’ best pitcher tonight was utilityman Hernan Perez, cementing his reputation as the Latin Babe Ruth.

Plenty of new candy bars, come on.

Kneeling for the anthem? Enterprise will pick you up!