‘Oh, my God, this is on a whole other level of trueness.’ It sounded true, all the way through. I knew this was very different.

I did not know that, but it was my guess. Jeopardy!, please contact me for details on delivery of the $7,600.

Co-sign every word of the Weezer entry and append it with Liz Phair’s 21st century output.

Wow, snowflake.

he’s become A Guy

Kninetieser.

The Los Angeles Lakerbockers

Thoughts and prayers.

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

Kevin McHale would’ve retired early to be a full time QAnon guy.

I knew Rich Hill was old, but I didn’t realize he’d been with the Dodgers for a century and a half.

Has there ever been a play where you were like, “Hey, was that a Hail Mary or no?” None come to mind, so just leave it to the officials’ discretion.

Tyrion’s going to the Cup finals.

It may be true in some technical sense that rugby has fewer rules than gridiron football, and so is “less complex” or whatever, but it’s totally unintuitive beyond the objective of getting the ball into one end of the field while stopping the other team from getting it into the other. It’s less pick-uppable than…

Pretty sure Jordan was on Chicago-area BBSs back in the 80s and early 90s, trolling various Brian Johnsons and Ferris Buellers, and trying to get anybody to take his action on CBA games.

Ken Ravizza, one of the absolute best. He’s being recognized more and more.

The irony is this kid seems like a great milkshake duck candidate.

Just score the whole thing defensive indifference.

If you want to stop tanking, just give the team with the worst record the 14th pick and leave everything else the same.