The fan is good, because Osuna is a piece of shit and should always be heckled. Like, if you see Osuna at the grocery store, you should heckle him for being a domestic abuser.

When I host a party though and afterwards there are 35 half used bottles

They use those patterns to hack smart TVs.

When the Brewers acquired him I went back and looked at his history, and I was shocked to find that he hit more homers than Ryan Braun in both 2011 and 2012, Braun’s peak seasons. He hit 84 combined those two years (yes, with the help of Yankee Stadium’s right field dimensions) as a center fielder.

Maybe he’ll just get trapped in Dimension Z and they can bring him back later.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Kevin White.

No, they finished seven games ahead of the first team out.

Looking forward to Addison Russell’s book about his friendship with “Jaime O’Baez.”

Arenado just wants to be loved -- is that so wrong?

The fact this regulation existed to begin with makes me think badly of Canadians writ large for the first time.

Gritty, for lack of a better word, is good.

The phrase “blindsided my ass” also occurs frequently in Tiger’s old texts.

.200: The Chris Davis line

Orlando Arcia is the real MVP.

Sounds like he’s expecting to need work soon, so why not both?

If the loser of the Central tiebreaker wins the wild card game, the Cubs and Brewers will immediately face off again in the NLDS. They had two series against each other in September, so this could be as many as 12 extremely high leverage games between them in the span of about five weeks.

Mayfield: “Who?”

I’ve never seen a real beard that looked more like a fake beard.

Your 2018 National League MVP, Christian Yelich, also got the Barry Bonds treatment in this game, drawing five walks.

Worse, they think anyone who did “grow up” is pretending in order to score SJW points.